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The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
"hello my name is ____ and i’m an anti-feminist—"
let me stop you right there and drop this long list of reasons why you are a literal piece of shit
so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc
all ready for easter
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck